Friday, August 28, 2009

H1N1 is sooooo underrated

*taken from Google

It looks like any ordinary flu or cold but once H1N1 takes charge, your immune system will fall, following by death. But really, if you think carefully, influenza A and AIDS aren't that different. First, it kills your immune system completely and then it lets you die in the next disease. So if you think you’re fit for AIDS, then don’t bother wearing a mask in the crowded LRT.

So how to protect yourself you might ask? Fear not, I have the solution for you that is neither a hassle nor a penalty to your pocket. Just follow this simple instruction and you're in for a safer and healthier lifestyle.

1. Wash your hands.

2. Cover your cough.

3. Don’t touch your face.

4. Stay away from people who are sick.

And if you’re the victim of the disease, don’t panic. Just get to the nearest Hospital (call someone if you don’t know which) and tell them your problem. Upon consuming the medication, make sure you follow every instruction prescribed by the doctor so you'll stop spreading the disease during your intimate moments.

But trust me, your death isn't the most important issue right now. If the virus mutates to a new level at the account of your death then more people will die.

So the least we can do right now is to defend yourselves against the virus, I mean healthy diet and exercise. After all, we are the smartest creatures alive so when did we fall sick and die on something so small when we can eat snakes and polar bears everyday? Hilarious.

Till then,
Stay healthy and
stay safe,
I don’t want to see you on the obituary page.

*a community article by Darren Chiang*