Friday, October 30, 2009
Black and white (it's not Michael Jackson mofos)
Let me know if you have seen similar videos but I'm sure you don't so just F**k Off.
Enjoy the music nonetheless!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Nostalgic movie experience
Golden Screen Cinema (GSC) recently hosted the annual Latin-American film festival with promising Latin movies for four days straight. Among the popular and award winning films are Cronicas, The Good Life and The Snail Strategy. All equally intrigued and meaningful.
Unfortunately, the event was too short and it didn’t really capture the desired movie-goers, aside from being RM 5. In fact, there were almost or no trailer at all for those limited time movies. That means you'll have to risk your time, money and petrol for the movie.
Having said so, I took the risk and bought a pair of tickets to the last session of Cronicas and I was really excited since I traveled all the way to 1U at 1pm for a 7.15pm small cinema movie.
It might be a little crazy since it's only a movie but I'm starting to appreciate foreign shows for its cultural and ethical differences. But still, it was YouTube's trailer that got me hooked to the show.
Despite the anticipation, the trailer (above) was the closest I got to the movie. And sadly, GSC no longer air the show.
Here’s what happened at the GSC 1U.
6.45pm – Rush to Patty’s place (Shit! I might be late.)
7.00pm – Hi baby! (kiss kiss on cheeks, yay!)
7.10pm – Found a car park at 1U and glared the on coming cars with my telepathic "sucker" stare.
7.12pm – Bought lite and sweet pop corn because caramel is distasteful like your morning breath (yuck!)
7.15pm – Ahhh, cinema 5!
7.20pm – Ehh, where’s the advertisements? Where is everyone?
7.25pm – (Honest auntie beside us) Boy! Can you ask them if they are airing the show? Oh ok, right.
7.30pm – Sorry ah! Movie cancel, we will refund your movie and give you free voucher, so sorry!
Even though we didn't get to watch the movie (sadly), GSC staff made sure we went back with full refund and 4 complimentary passes.
And almost instantaneously, we redeemed the next show for rebellion. The gangster flick was intense and gruesome at the same time, good for people who miss Young and Dangerous.
So end of the day, I had my excitement but it was nostalgic at first because the refund and complimentary came as a surprise (at least, to me).
But no matter what, I'm still determined to watch Cronicas but I'm sure it won't just drop from the sky. If you happen to linger in the DVD stall looking at porn DVDs and stumbled over that show, please by all means drop a comment.
Thanks for reading and good bye,
I owe it to your sorry ass.
Friday, August 28, 2009
H1N1 is sooooo underrated
*taken from GoogleIt looks like any ordinary flu or cold but once H1N1 takes charge, your immune system will fall, following by death. But really, if you think carefully, influenza A and AIDS aren't that different. First, it kills your immune system completely and then it lets you die in the next disease. So if you think you’re fit for AIDS, then don’t bother wearing a mask in the crowded LRT.
So how to protect yourself you might ask? Fear not, I have the solution for you that is neither a hassle nor a penalty to your pocket. Just follow this simple instruction and you're in for a safer and healthier lifestyle.
1. Wash your hands.
2. Cover your cough.
3. Don’t touch your face.
4. Stay away from people who are sick.
And if you’re the victim of the disease, don’t panic. Just get to the nearest Hospital (call someone if you don’t know which) and tell them your problem. Upon consuming the medication, make sure you follow every instruction prescribed by the doctor so you'll stop spreading the disease during your intimate moments.
But trust me, your death isn't the most important issue right now. If the virus mutates to a new level at the account of your death then more people will die.
So the least we can do right now is to defend yourselves against the virus, I mean healthy diet and exercise. After all, we are the smartest creatures alive so when did we fall sick and die on something so small when we can eat snakes and polar bears everyday? Hilarious.
Till then,
Stay healthy and stay safe,
I don’t want to see you on the obituary page.
*a community article by Darren Chiang*
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
a lost to the selfish living

The talented and strong Yasmin Ahmad past away after losing the fight against a deadly stroke.
"It is safe to assume that we won't find anyone quite like her,"
“Not to mention the adverts with racial values,” Darren said.
It was Rebun 2002 that made her famous (her first movie), where she won crucial awards that open the Malaysia’s movie market to the international scene.
Critics from all over the world were also pleased with her work and wrote rewarding comments to show their appreciation.
She's known for her philanthropic imagination and anti-racial perspectives, in which some would regard as mission impossible.
But she's no newbie to the human behavior, she majored in psychology and witness a good amount of grief before coming up with those ideas.
Though it might be a way to earn a living, her movies portray the necessary values that is currently lacking in the society.
She constantly takes us back in time and allow us to once again embrace the good and the bad times.
Among those films are Sepet and Talentime.
Even though she had the best intention in mind, she couldn't satisfy everyone.
There are people out there that regard Sepet as inappropriate and insensitive to racial integration.
Well, if a person understands the movie, he/she will know the importance of unity, but, if a person sees it the wrong way, who knows what fantasy he/she could be thinking of.
But no matter what, values such as these takes time to work its magic, and thus far, it has changed the mindset of many. At least it changed mine.
“The most significant improvement I notice was the need to provide a better environment for all races to live in” Darren adds.
Strangely, it only took a small effort of Yasmin to promote racial awareness, who knows what she's capable of doing in the next production.
One thing for sure, her take on Petronas has put the old at ease and the young at bay,and "we will never see anything quite like that anymore," Darren.
While most of us are shocked in her sudden departure, this is what she said before she leave,
“I don’t mind talentime being my last movie,” she said.
And ironically, it really became her last movie.
In memories of Yasmin Ahmad, a fighter in the cruel world
Friday, July 17, 2009
Google Chrome Operating System
Google made a daring attempt to challenge Windows with its latest invention, Google Chrome OS (Operating System).
The new OS will be an open source operating system that will first hit the netbook (smaller than laptops) market and slowly make its way to desktop, Google official said.
Google claims that the new operating system will be up and running on netbooks starting in the second half of next year.
It will be “light and easy” and web browsing friendly.
Google OS adapts the same techniques of Google Chrome for its speed, simplicity and security.
“We’re designing the OS to be fast and lightweight, to start up and get you onto the web in a few seconds,” Google explains.
“The user interface is mininal to allow greater emphasis on web browsing,” Google adds.
Nonetheless, Google pledges to make security issue their top priority and decides to start from scratch with the basic redesigning of security architecture.
By doing so, users will fuss no more against virus, spyware and malware threads.
Chrome OS will be running on x86-based PCs, as well as machines built around the ARM processor (such as the so-called smartbooks or netbook).
Source: PCworld.com
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As far as we know, Windows is still a widely used OS in the world.
Could this be the stepping stone to the end of Microsoft's dominance over the OS industry?
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Michael Jackson's corpse in Neverland

“From what we can tell, he died between 15 – 20 years ago,” forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said.
“We don’t know who and what has been standing trial in that Santa Maria Court House,” he added.
According to Holbrooke, Jackson’s corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland.
The decaying body was dressed in red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove that look like a dying trend decades ago.
“We are positive that the corpse belongs to Michael Jackson after examining dental and DNA evidence,” Holbrooke explains.
“Even though the body was at an advance decomposition stage, we found a striking similarity in bone structure and facial features,”
“Only his 1987 photos resemblance was negligible,” he add.
“This discovery has raised a series of questions, but it also leads to a number of disturbing incidents,” he said disheartedly.
“Moreover, Michael Jackson has been acting strangely so far,” he concludes.
Mean while, forensic experts and music critics are speculating that Michael death happened before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad.
Detectives are currently looking at the lyrics on “Man In The Mirror” for leads relating to the death of the youngest Jackson and the person who assumed his identity.
“We believe that Neverland existed as the sole purpose to divert attention, acting as the perfect place for Michael’s burial, a mastermind afterall,” Holbrooke said.
“We also suspect that the crime happened on that range was the work of an imposter, though the current evidence only lead us to 13-year-old cancer patient,”
“And who knows? The current Michael Jackson could very much be a victim of the sort,”
“Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with,” Holbrooke explains.
The investigation continues thereafter.
Source: Annoymous forwarded e-mail
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Murdered or Mishap?

She believed that MJ’s success and wealth made him a tempting target for fraud. Moreover, she found out that roughly 2 million dollars worth of jewellery was taken after his death.
She also announced that she was well aware of the people who aggravated his death on June 25 and vowed to see them brought to justice.
Interestingly, she claimed that Michael Jackson was pressured to perform in London even after several refusals.
Her comments came two days after Michael’s father blunt statement of “foul play,” during the guardianship procedure of his two children to his ex-wife.
However, the key hearing over the custody of the children delayed a week after recent talks, giving Michael’s 79-year-old mother additional time with the children.
Jackson’s father, Joe Jackson, told ABC News that he was dumbfounded when he learned that his son collapsed and rushed to the hospital.
“I find it difficult to believe the incident. I do believe it was a foul play. I do believe that,” he said, with no further explanation.

